Naked Attraction star Chrissie Wunna has given her very spicy take on the UK's best and ballsiest Christmas adverts.
The TV star spoke exclusively to Daily Star as she gave the commercials a ranking from naughty to nice and it's safe to say she looks at life life through a rather lustful lens.
From supermarkets to department stores, Chrissie has looked at some of the giants when it comes to festive promotions and gone in hard with her wild opinions and even made a nod to some big stars in the process.
Let's take a look...
Aldi
Chrissie said: "Nothing is better to me than the Aldi Christmas advert, what is more wonderful than two Christmas carrots with moustaches opening a massive briefcase which contains a random BBL. They use this as a little swing, then used a a booby trap to save Christmas spirit which is sprinkled all over the land because its fun and adventurous and it's cute and it's everything we could've ever wanted."
Debenhams
The TV star shared: "I've just watched the Debenhams Christmas commercial. I have no clue what it's about or the name, spend, spend, spend, and we do everything online, but thank God, they celebrated the ultimate MILF. Liz Hurley draped in sequins and sprawled across the sofa. She lifts up the phone but no one cares what's on it.
"And then they fast forward to what looks like the oldest man in the world. He looks like Santa's long lost brother, whose not had all the mince pies. And the funniest thing is that he's sliding at the end with his froggy legs open, like it's about to go OnlyFans. But I guess that's what Debenhams Christmas is all about, getting the subs in."
Marks & Spencers
The former Playboy model said: "I absolutely love the Marks & Spencer's advert, it's fun and cheeky and nothing is sexier than Dawn French talking to her little fairy self, dancing around at a Christmas party with toyboys, and walking around with a plate of chipolatas. It does it for me, it's naughty, it's fun, it's everything we want at Christmas."
Boots
Chrissie explained: "Boots' Christmas commercial is right up my street, celebrating girl power, and hip hop, it's camp, and there's pole dancing. It's everything I could ever wish for in my entire life. I did notice that it was all the girls doing everything, then halfway through Santa decides to wake up and let all his side pieces do everything. But girl power ad, amazing! But Santa was a proper lazy b***ard."
Sainsbury's
The mum-of-two ranted: "Now, don't get me started with the Sainsbury's Christmas commercial. I can't decide whether it's iconic or just terrible, because you can't start a Christmas commercial with a big, girthy, mouldy, phallic courgette.
"That's the first thing you see. This big, girthy, hairy courgette that's getting chopped up and hacked up. And it leads into Sophie who works at Sainsbury's, who was like snuffling and survived like 10 bouts of flu or somewhere. It's like the weirdest thing.
"And then the big friendly giant rocks up with his bottle of Absinthe, creepily leaves a suspicious sack on the Christmas table, gets lost, and then just goes and does a shift. I can't decide whether it's amazing or just just too weird."
Lidl
Chrissie said: "I really like the Lidl Christmas commercial, because it made me feel like the magic of Christmas was all about receiving the little bobble hat. But I was not sure about when then they mixed that in with a creepy gingerbread man, which was something like out Ghostbusters, you know that massive marshmallow man. So I was not about the Lidl commercial, it was not for me."
Asda
The TV dater claimed: "Now, the Asda Christmas commercial is strange because they've used about 9000 gnomes, and I don't associate gnomes with Christmas. I associate them with being in people's back gardens. But it was kind of like Toy Story mixed in with Indiana Jones mixed in with a bit of the Toys R Us, like, things come alive, but I just didn't get it, too much went on and gnomes aren't for Christmas."
John Lewis
Chrissie scathed: "Every year they do a heartfelt cosy one and this year they have been straight on the sell. Every thing they sell at Christmas is on the advert, every jumper, every teddy! No more heartfelt, it's sell, sell, sell. It drags on a bit, it's like a short film. I didn't really like it, it's not my favourite, it's just too long. It could've done with more fun and Christmassy and being camp. John Lewis, you're usually everyone's favourite Christmas ad, but this year, it's just not the one."
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