OMG, have you heard? Post-election, Eva Longoria is happy she lives in Spain & Mexico: ‘I get to escape’

We’re jealy, and we don’t even live in the States! [Celebitchy]

Meanwhile, Musk-headed/owned Twitter (X) is having a mass gay-exodus [Queerty]

Bizarre: Fox News host Greg Gutfeld “jokes” that John Krasinski is trans after he’s dubbed People’s Sexiest Man Alive [Socialites Life]

He can KICK, STRETCH, and TIP (…the Titanic!): Leo turns 50! [Instinct]

James Dean allegedly had to pay off a trick he once had who tried to blackmail him on the eve of East of Eden‘s release [Boy Culture]

Conan to host the Oscars [Lainey]

Extremely-accurate bird calendar [Sad and Useless]