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Claudia Winkleman has opened up in a new podcast (Image: Getty)
Claudia Winkleman relishes the idea of getting older and being in bed before 10pm - and she isn't afraid of death.
However, there's one thing she's adamant about - her kids and grandkids won't be getting access to certain private possessions. Talking on the topic of wills, the Strictly Come Dancing host exclaimed: "The kids can have everything - they can have it all!"
However, her mortifyingly embarrassing teenage diaries won't be among the items she's handing down. "[I'm hiding] the moronic diaries that I wrote when I was about 12 or 13 - I just don't want [the kids] to realise how thick I am!" she joked.
Talking on Kathy Burke's Where There's A Will, There's A Wake podcast - which grills celebrity guests on all things death and the afterlife - she explained that the way she lived her younger years would contradict everything she'd taught her children about theirs. "I've done quite a lot of: 'Reading's important, maths is vital, you've got to know what's going on in the news' - and if they read [my diaries] going, 'Do you know what? I don't think I do like purple anymore'... I don't want them to read that," she cringed.
"I had beans on toast again - exclamation mark, love heart" - [those diaries] would have to go!" Bizarrely, Claudia also revealed that she'd like to be reincarnated as one of her dog Skip's grandchildren - and to be owned "by a woman like me" who'd look after her nutritional needs and serve up "poached salmon" in her bowl.
Claudia Winkleman at the BAFTAs (Image: Getty)
Meanwhile, she's already decided what her last words would be before taking her final breath.
She'd tell her kids: "Tidy your room!", after admitting on the podcast that uttering the phrase would make her "feel powerful and nice and old".
Claudia chuckled that one of her kids - son Jake - is now 21 - but that his age wouldn't prevent her imposing discipline.
She's anticipating that he and younger kids Matlida, 18 and Arthur, 13, will one day have their own children, making her a grandmother - and she'll dish out the same rules to them.
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Claudia Winkleman showing off her distinctive fringe (Image: Getty)
Claudia intends to "float around checking on [them]" but terrifying hauntings are a no.
She doesn't want her children to impose themselves on her either, which she recently disclosed they have been doing in life.
The TV host issued a strict ban on the trio watching her on television - not that they are listening.
"Nobody watches anything I do in my house, under strict instructions, although, they broke rank and watched The Traitors, and I was appalled," she recently exclaimed in Grazia magazine.