The Four Real Housewives I Wouldn’t Want Hosting Games Night

Everyone loves a good old-fashioned games night. Grab the Game of Life, popcorn, and buckle up for a walk down memory lane. These games are not so secretly designed to bring out the shade between the women. Here are the four Real Housewives I would avoid as the game master.  

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: Heather Gay is a serious player 

Heather Gay’s Mexico game was perhaps the shadiest tournament in Real Housewives history. Tensions were already at an all-time high, and fans knew a big blowout fight was right around the corner. But the drama persisted, and so did Heather as she asked each woman to find the worst text message they had written about somebody else. Even though the Bad Mormon presumably had bad intentions, the game soon went South. Blood started to boil as the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast started to read their burn book messages out loud. 

Whitney Rose dug deep for her message, which Lisa Barlow was forced to read aloud. The text insinuated that Lisa and John Barlow had participated in a threesome. Whitney then explained that she heard Lisa hooked up with another woman while her husband watched. In a fit of rage, Lisa then tried deflecting by throwing Angie Katsanevas under the bus. The Vida Tequila owner insinuated that Shawn Trujillo took part in circle jerks. Lisa became so angry she and Meredith Marks soon stormed off set. 

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills IQ test

The game night from Season 2 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is iconic. And not just because Brandi Glanville was hobbling for her life while on crutches. The night started strong with Kim nicknaming the host, Dana Wilkey, “Pam.” Kim Richards and Kyle Richards were not minding their manners as they kept poking Brandi over and over again. After being placed on the same team, the two sisters decided to keep ganging up on the newbie, which didn’t sit well with viewers. 

 The former model finally snapped, telling Kim, “At least I don’t do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long. B*tch.” Naturally, this triggered both sisters, and all hell broke loose. The Escape from Witch Mountain star was not interested in having a civil evening and clapped back at Brandi. “You’re a sl*t pig.” While it was nice to see Kim and Kyle on the same side for once, it was hard to see Brandi with no one in her corner. 

Lisa Rinna never forgets

It seems money can’t even buy you a proper game night planner (poor Cal) in the 90210. Lisa Rinna made her feelings known early on, noting, “I f*cking hate game night.” Charades started and the ladies seemed to be having a good time. However, Lisa’s chatty ways finally came back around to haunt her. With a flair for the dramatics, the soap opera actress told Eden Sassoon that she felt Kim was close to death and that Kyle was an enabler. Naturally, this sentiment went down like a lead balloon. 

The topic of Amsterdam 2015 popped back up with Kim claiming, “I’ve never said anything about your husband.” Production immediately flashed back to the dinner from hell to remind everyone she, in fact, had. Lisa snapped, “Yes, you did. How dare you? Are you kidding me? Let’s talk about your arrest.”  

It’s a matter of trust for the Real Housewives of Miami

Leave it to Marysol Patton to bring up a game of Who Do You Trust the Least? The Miami firecracker might wear the crown for the most ruthless game to take place in the 305. While on a cast trip to the Hamptons, the ladies fought over who should sleep in what room. The premise has been seen before, and no one thought much of it then. I recall that Adriana de Moura stripped naked in a bathtub to claim the master bedroom. At the same time, Lisa Hochstein refuses to share a room with anyone. 

As the room battle went down, Marysol decided to plot a bit of payback on Nicole Martin. She didn’t appreciate how the good doctor talked back to Alexia Nepola. The attack game goes down during a relatively calm dinner. It was then Marysol suggested that the group members take turns sharing who they trust the least. Lisa and Kiki Barth refuse to answer and offer to say who they trust the most. But that is no fun. Marysol then decided to take the game into her own hands. She points out that she doesn’t appreciate Nicole talking behind their backs, claiming the doctor had once called Larsa Pippen a “hooker.” The former WAG claps back, calling Nicole a gold digger, and the dinner ends with a few empty stomachs.   

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is available to stream on Peacock.

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