The Internet Is Losing It Over Joe Jonas's Thirsty Thigh Tats, Especially SpongeBob SquarePants

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Kevin, Nick, and Frankie — get your brother.

Joe Jonas just re-released one of his greatest hits.

Person in a gray blazer and green turtleneck poses on a red carpet with a geometric backdrop

On Nov. 24, Joseph Adam Jonas, who has a penchant for diabolically posting random videos on the internet, shared that he had a few hidden tattoos on TikTok.

A man on the red carpet at an event, wearing a textured suit with a light patterned shirt

Unfortunately, everybody was so busy talking about the 2024 US presidential election in November that the moment came and went — and I was heartbroken.

Three men stand together in discussion through a window, one in a suit with a red tie, the others in casual attire

Now, thanks to Joe's insatiable need for attention, he reshared the video on Instagram, reinvigorating his thirsty audience, and gave me a reason to address this moment as current news.

Singer performing on stage, wearing a black leather jacket and holding a microphone, with arms outstretched and a band playing in the background

While most people are distracted by over-thinking Nick Jonas' Elon Musk tweet, the rest of us are explaining to our roommates why that snippet of Lloyd's unreleased song "All I Need" keeps playing over and over again.

Person performing on stage with a guitar, wearing casual pants and a jacket, singing into a microphone

In the racy video Joe re-shared on Instagram on Dec. 19, he appeared with the question, "You got tats, right?" before showing off his hairy little thigh and collection of famous cartoon tattoos.

Man with wet hair and mustache in a bathrobe, looking at the camera, captioned "You got tats right?"

There's Chuckie Finster from Rugrats.

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There's Mojo Jojo from Powerpuff Girls.

And then there's SpongeBob SquarePants singing "Sweet Victory" at the Bubble Bowl.

@joejonas / instagram.com, Nickelodeon

Real Joe fans will know that the "What This Could Be" singer also has tattoos of Mario, Bart Simpson, and Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory, plus other tattoos on his arms.

The video (although it's technically a repost) still went viral, and the new wave of fan's thirsty reactions are worthy enough for a little shoutout because of...solidarity.

Some were asking the right questions, considering Spongebob is, indeed, a sponge.

"when you shower does he suck up the water?" by user cindygryp

Some people were questioning Joe's thirsty video being the "first thing" they saw in the morning.

"Just woke up and this is the first thing I see. What a blessing."

"but joe I'm literally just trying to have my coffee" with 940 likes

And there were plenty of hilarious and thirsty responses.

"Baby Who turned the temperature hotter?" with fire emojis. 240 likes

Even Nickelodeon had to get in on the action.

Nickelodeon Instagram comment with clapping emojis, 25 likes, and a SpongeBob profile icon

And then, Spongebob himself chimed in to express his gratitude for being included high on Joe's thigh.

"Considering this a sweet victory." 511 likes

But it's Joe's cheeky response to Spongebob for me.

Screenshot of a social media comment by joejonas mentioning @spongebob, saying "oh hi you."

Naysayers will suggest that Joe’s doing damage control because so many people focused on Nick’s random Musk-y tweet, but if that were the case, I think he would’ve shown us where every tattoo is located.

Two men in stylish suits pose together at an event. One wears a double-breasted blazer with a string tie, the other in a bow tie with a lapel pin

Here's another look at Joe's thigh tattoos for the people who want to completely take their mind off anything else that happened in November 2024.

You're welcome, everyone.

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