WTF! Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Trying To Do WHAT To A Horse?!

A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly trying to do make sexual contact with a horse… but… it gets weirder and worse, believe it or not.

53-year-old Donald Calloway was arrested on December 26 in Lake Wales, Florida after an unidentified woman reported spotting him attempting to… insert his penis into a horse’s NOSE. Yes, you unfortunately read that right.

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According to TMZ, the woman told cops she saw Donald masturbating next to the head of the horse, a 28-year-old named Raven. She claims he was tapping his penis against its nostril in an attempt to insert it. That’s just so unimaginably cruel… And disgusting!

As unbelievable as it sounds, local police apparently received video footage of Donald doing exactly what the woman described. Thankfully he never actually does insert his penis into the animal’s nostril. When cops confronted the alleged animal abuser, he admitted it. He called his act “dumb” and lamented he hadn’t “had any sex in probably two months” and that it was a “sexually frustrated moment.” That is…

Look, just about every person alive has been sexually frustrated for a two month period at some point in their lives. We’re pretty sure the number of those who considered a horse’s nose is a grand total of UNO.

Sickening. Donald was arrested and charged with one count of sexual contact with animals.

We hope he’s kept far away from Raven and all other livestock in the future!

[Images via Polk County Sheriff’s Office & Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures/YouTube]