Chandler Bing’s character on the iconic television show “Friends” often delivered the comic relief.
That was especially true when Bing, played by the late Matthew Perry, did so to the expense of himself. Many of Bing’s funniest moments came when he delivered one-liners to other characters. Perry’s comedic timing helped make some of the character’s one-liners memorable.
“Friends” had a decade-long run, airing from 1994 through 2004, and it’s still available on streaming services and through social media video clips, cementing the lines in television history and introducing them to a new audience.
These are Chandler Bing’s funniest quotes from the “Friends” TV show.
The Camouflage Line
“Nice camouflage. For a minute, I almost didn’t see you,” Bing said, speaking to a man in camouflage. (Buzzfeed)
Sleeping
GettyMatthew Perry“I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.” (Buzzfeed)
The Parachute
“Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!” Chandler made this comment after Monica wanted him to explain why he thought she’d still be single to age 40. (CinemaBlend)
The Giant
“Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I’m a giant,” Bing said, while holding a small bottle. (Buzzfeed)
Dumb Things
GettyMatthew Perry“I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.” (Buzzfeed)
The Leafblower
Heavy/GettyMatthew Perry.“No, interestingly enough, her leafblower picked up.” Chandler said this to Joey when Joey asked him if he was referring to a woman’s answering machine not picking up. (CinemaBlend)
Q-Tip
“You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance.” (CinemaBlend)
Making Jokes
“Hi, I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” (Business Insider)
Organizing Thoughts
Gettyjennifer aniston matthew perry, friends castWhen Joey told Chandler, Joey: “I need to organize my thoughts,” Chandler responded, “Your thoughts — plural.” (Business Insider)
On Eating
“I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.” (Business Insider)
Advice
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” (Business Insider)
On Love
“Until the age of 25, I thought the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh crap.'” (Screen Rant)
Cans of Worms
“Oh God, can open, worms everywhere.” (Screen Rant)
Desperate for Love
“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.” (Screen Rant)
Beyonce
“And yet I never run into Beyoncé,” Chandler said when talking about how it’s a small world. (Indy100)
On Talking
“I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.” Chandler said. (Indy100)
Tin Chest
“Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow, tin chest.” (Economic Times)
The Internet
“So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay.” (Economic Times)
The Gym
“I have missed the gym the last 1200 times.” (Economic Times)
Blah
“I am not ‘blah,’ I am a hoot!” (IndyStar)
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