OMG, quote of the day: Kristin Cavallari thinks Britney and Kanye have been cloned

“I wholeheartedly believe what I’m about to say: I think there are clones, okay? And I think Kanye [West] is a clone. And I’m going to tell you why. I’m gonna tell you why.”

“Remember, he was really talking a lot? He was really saying too much, [and] the cabal didn’t like that, you know,” she said of secret societies. “The Illuminati, the cabal they did not like how much he was saying. He was calling a lot of people out, and he said, if I go away and I come back, and I look different, that is not me. What the fuck happened? He was gone. Look at him. Compare old photos of him. He is not the same fucking person.”

When Anderson asked her if she thought Britney Spears was a clone, too, she was quick to answer. “That’s not Britney Spears,” she said. “I’m sorry, it’s not Britney Spears. Go look at photos! That’s not Britney Spears.”

“Don’t cancel me, Hollywood!” Cavallari added. “Let me have my podcast.”

– Kristin Cavallari, speaking with Justin Anderson about her love of conspiracy theories on her podcast, Let’s Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari.

Consider yourself, canceled QUristen! And then UNcanceled. And then canceled AGAIN! Rich people are stupid sometimes.