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"I think it's time to take it back to the basics," Em says in the funny clip.
Eminem aired his sexual frustrations in a hilarious ad promoting Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre‘s new album, Missionary.
Released on Wednesday (Dec. 18), via Snoop Dogg’s Instagram account, the clip includes an audio monologue delivered by Eminem, which is also featured on the Missionary album.
Accompanied by a photo of the Detroit native, dressed in all-black and wearing a necklace while standing in front of a grey backdrop, the ad finds Em yearning for simpler times when sex wasn’t so “complicated.”
“Fellas, are you tired of bl*wjobs, like I am,” the hitmaker begins, attempting to rally other men of similar thinking. “I think it’s time to take it back to the basics,” he adds, further expressing the lack of novelty he finds in fellatio at this point in life.
“Who wants their d**k sucked, everyday,” Em asks, his annoyance mounting. “That sh*t can get to you, man. I mean, everyday, it just…” he says as his voice trails off, scoffing at the seeming trivialness of it all. “It gets old, it gets boring. Can we just lay down and f**k?”
The 52-year-old’s exasperation continues, as he laments the limb-bending positions women have assumed in his past experiences.
“I don’t know why everything’s gotta be so f**king complicated, you don’t have to put your leg over your head,” Em says, concluding his monologue with a promotional shout-out and tagline. “Snoop Dogg, Missionary. Just f**king, in stereo.”
Released on Dec. 13, Missionary marks the first time Snoop and Dre have worked in tandem for the entirety of an album since Snoop’s 1993 solo debut, Doggystyle, more than three decades ago.
Released through Death Row Records and Interscope Records, Missionary includes guest appearances by Eminem, 50 Cent, Sting, Method Man, Jelly Roll, Tom Petty, BJ the Chicago Kid, Jhené Aiko, and more.
Watch Eminem’s Missionary promotional ad below.
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