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Last month, Kristin Cavallari spouted a wild conspiracy theory from her massive platform. In her mind, the current public-facing Britney Spears is a clone, making me say STOP IT RIGHT NOW. But no one comes for Britney, b*tch, as Kristin quickly found out. After her statement sounded, Kristin received a “roller coaster” text from the queen of pop herself. Or her management team, but either way, this update is confusing and odd, as is this entire situation.
Britney Spears (allegedly) sent Kristin Cavallari a wild text following her reckless cloned conspiracy theory
On her podcast, Let’s Be Honest, Kristin first shared her thoughts about Britney being a clone. The Cabal is involved, FYI. I cannot deal with this. Except I have to, as this is my job.
When Brit Brit learned that she was a clone, she (according to Kristin) picked up her phone and texted the former MTV star, trying to arrange a meetup in Los Angeles.
“I was scared,” Kristin admitted. Not only was Britney on this text thread, but her manager was as well. “I’m not going to lie. They are f*cking onto me, man. They didn’t like that [cloning] podcast episode,” Kristin joked.
While Kristin didn’t share what this text thread stated, she did state that it was “a bit of a roller coaster. It was one of the more interesting texts I’ve ever received in my life,” she noted.
Following this text, Kristin reached out to just Britney, writing, “Hey, I’m hardly in LA anymore, but when I come in December, I’ll let you know.” But Britney “never f*cking responded,” Kristin quipped, visibly annoyed. But Kristin then turned this silence into proof, claiming that she had been right about Britney all along.
“You f*cked with the wrong girl,” Kristin stressed. “Because to me, now it was all bullsh*t, which I thought from the jump. I was like, this does not seem genuine to me, and you just proved my point,” Kristin added. She also claimed that Britney’s original text was a ploy to get her to shut up.
“You’re not trying to hang out and be a buddy. You’re just trying to shut me the f*ck up because I’m obviously onto something,” she angrily stated.
TELL US – IS BRITNEY IGNORING KRISTIN BECAUSE SHE IS A CLONE? (NO).
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